3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
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You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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