We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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