Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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