His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
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I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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