brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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