if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
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the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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