i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
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Is Oprah even human
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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