Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Bring me that man meat
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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