But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
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How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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