i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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