This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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