ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
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I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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