i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
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Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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