sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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