is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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