Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
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It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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