We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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