dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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