Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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