I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
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i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
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What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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