love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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