everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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