READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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