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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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