i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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