A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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