The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
she looked like the before picture.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
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you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
You don't make any sense
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