How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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