does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I came so hard my ears popped.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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