Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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