Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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