Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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