They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
should my penis look like a turkey
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
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And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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