just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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