dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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Are my feet made of real feet?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
My bed smells like the plague
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