ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
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He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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