You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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