why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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