She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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