ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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