I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
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i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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