So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
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I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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