Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
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who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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