Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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