I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
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I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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