I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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Oh Jesus.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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