You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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