Who did Billy Mays play for?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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