How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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