Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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